I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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