my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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