he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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