my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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