don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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