wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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