I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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