Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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