I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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