It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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