Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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