she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Ladies don't puke and tell
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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