How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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