you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I intend to get homeless drunk
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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