My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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