i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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