this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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