that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Randomize
