Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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