Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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