They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
