"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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