i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
The feeling are messing with the penis
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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