This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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