oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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