She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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