Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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