Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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