i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My feet surprised me
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