Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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