C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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