the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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