just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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