i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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