i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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