is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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