You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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