i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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