: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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