I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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