Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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