what if every blade of grass was a penis?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
