Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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