What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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