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(518): View more from New York

Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing

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(937): View more from Ohio

someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.

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(917): View more from New York City

she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the worst part is we had a camera rolling

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Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yes.

(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I have to watch that.

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(914): View more from New York

does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.

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(928): View more from Arizona

You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions

(1-928): View more from Arizona

Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.

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