How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
i now understand why vodka
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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