Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I just gargled with NyQuil
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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