It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm having to shit out rocks
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize