i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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