"it" just moved
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We were destined to go to rehab together
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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