I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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