If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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