I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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