I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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